tropicalifornication:

*goes out of room*

*grabs food*

*goes back in the room*

*repeats the next day*

(via rachelreine)

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elizabitchtaylor:

yeah i’m a Male Feminist ;) sex positive ;) pro porn ;) express yourself babe ;) don’t let the patriarchy stop you from sending me nudes ;)

(via allofthemwitchess)

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melbournesugar-x:

Men will make fun of women for having a list of attributes they want in a partner, but ask a guy what kind of porn he watches and he’ll have a 200-page dissertation ready detailing exactly what he needs in order to cum. “She’s gotta be thin, vocal and a squirter but she can’t be blonde because blondes are trashy and it’s gotta be amateur so it feels real and his dick has to look kind of similar to mine otherwise it’s gay.” 

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  • me: (thinks something mean)
  • me: dont be fucking rude
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